Hey guys!
Instagram, as you should have known, is the happening place for all your cute and memorable photos. To make a lasting impression on your followers, there should be a caption, a write-up that tells them what you have in mind while uploading your photo.
That caption could come from a place of love, friendship, inspiration, self-confidence, or plain savagery. Kick in your imagination and creativity, guided by the captions we’ve developed below. Enjoy!
Instagram Captions For Guys
1: At the end of the day, what matters is you.
2: I have no enemy. I just avoid haters.
3: The truth is too dangerous for the lying heart.
4: Thanks for loving me when love was a luxury to me.
5: Food is tastier when shared.
6: I can’t believe you when you don’t even believe yourself.
7: My heart is too trusting to be broken.
8: I have nothing but goodness to give.
9: You didn’t break me; you only helped me find my strength.
10: Peace is unnecessary without war.
11: White makes the law. Black rules.
12: Heart of steel; fist of anvil.
13: I am as clean as your heart is.
14: As juicy as citrus; as chewy as fiber.
15: Don’t take my silence for muteness.
16: I don’t argue with wise fools. I’m too foolish for that.
17: Who else understands the meaning of wild?
18: Rainfall is intentional.
19: The candle sells only in dark towns.
20: Help is in my hands.
21: Too happy? Check your feelings again.
22: No winner, no battle.
23: I don’t share what makes me different.
24: Hurting you is the least agenda on my mind.
25: It is high time I started living my faith.
26: One God, one life, one me.
27: You and I are hardly on the same page because we are different books.
28: Time will tell the truth.
29: I hate crying when I should be laughing.
30: My life is beautiful all thanks to my ugly past.
31: The ‘hood makes blood thick.
32: I don’t know about you, but I am no more where I used to be.
33: Beat me; I rise like the dust.
34: Light in the end of the tunnel is overrated.
35: Ice-cream and salad are twins. They are served cold.
36: You have no reason to blame your mother.
37: Who else has been reborn?
38: Don’t make me regret meeting you.
Inspirational Instagram Captions For Guys
39: He married hope and lives happily over and over.
40: Dare your past with your future.
41: Nothing can defeat you without your permission.
42: Even if I have failed, I am better than those who have never walked out of their comfort zone.
43: Whatever opportunity that offers itself is a miracle in the making.
44: You won’t know until you’ve asked.
45: Don’t keep your mouth closed until your challenge responds positively.
46: If you are not at peace with yourself, nothing the world gives can ever bring you peace.
47: I am not a product of chance. I am the child of choice.
48: Don’t get involved with a matter strange to your heart.
49: I am like the instant noodles, full of junk but indispensable.
50: You can’t talk me out of my reality if you don’t share in my dreams.
51: Until you move on, you’re still living your past.
52: Choose to fight for another day.
53: It is not over until I say so.
54: I am not just a man; I tackle life like a man.
55: My footsteps, my legacy.
56: I can’t seem to stand enough for success.
57: Once there’s a man, there’s a way.
58: The assurance of a better tomorrow is the sound decision of today.
59: Don’t let your Yes outweigh your No.
60: I am not waiting for the future because I am the future.
61: Live in such a way that you will become envious of yourself.
62: I can’t guarantee a 100% successful life though 100% of my life is successful.
63: I can’t deny that I am blessed.
64: Never underestimate the power of purpose.
65: Until you make it, don’t rest.
66: I fear no evil.
67: Monetize your time; thank me later.
Savage Instagram Captions For Guys
68: From your breath, I can tell what you’ve been doing in the secret.
69: I can’t stand girls who are selfish with their bodies.
70: Don’t make me wait for what you’ll eventually give me.
71: Apology? That’s for losers.
72: I owe you nothing. You owe me nothing. Stop the noise.
73: There’s none as high as a man on heat.
74: I want to thank you for making a fool of yourself on my page.
75: Dare me and curse the day you were born.
76: I live for myself unless you have reasons to think otherwise.
77: Make a mountain out of a mole hill and be prepared to pull it down yourself.
78: I have no time for drama queens.
79: There’s absolutely nobody that I can’t drop behind for the sake of my future.
80: Chicks be thinking they can’t be talked to like they are prettier than peacocks.
81: I wonder how on earth you want to stand side by side with me. We are not on the same level.
82: I am sure you know by now, that I don’t care about your friendship. It sucks.
83: Do with me whatever you wish, but never underrate my hustle.
84: I bear the consequences of my decisions. Thanks for caring.
85: I am in my happy place, beyond the reach of killjoys.
86: The real lessons of life are packed in the gutters.
87: The last time I checked, I was doing fine without you.
Funny Instagram Captions For Guys
88: Being a man is a longer affair than your manhood.
89: Once food is involved, to hell with gentlemanliness.
90: The few times I visited the hospital, I waited for a woman physician. Men don’t care.
91: Smelling good is good business.
92: It pays to wash your socks. Guys take note.
93: Before you give her a ride, be sure it is your car you’re riding because it’s likely she’s going to fall in love with it for your sake.
94: Whoever says love isn’t real is a bag of broken bones.
95: Always pay attention to your girl; she might be saving you from a fatal heartbreak.
Instagram Captions For Pics With Bae
96: Mine till forever.
97: She is the only one that gets me standing.
98: There’s so much about you that makes everyday ravishing.
99: You are my lover. I am your beloved.
100: She drives me crazy. Without her, I am sane, and that’s not a good thing.
101: Perfect. Stunning. Fantabulous.
102: She makes everything I do seem like the best of its kind.
103: Trust me when I say you are irreplaceable.
104: She’s my heartbeat.
105: I can’t spare you my love. It’s the reason I live.
106: Most beautiful.
107: I am grateful to God that I found you.
108: Her smiles are my aphrodisiac.
109: Everyday makes me want you more.
110: You have me, now and forever.
111: I admit I am helplessly in love with you.
112: Meant for each other.
113: She’s my yin.
114: The apple of my eyes.
115: Ready to give my all for you.
116: Your kiss lights up a thousand stars in my eyes.
117: You belong to my arms.
118: There’s no other. There will be no other.
119: She’s the queen of my heart.
120: All hail my empress!
121: You’re so special that I count it a privilege to have you.
122: My bumblebee!
123: Purest heart ever.
Instagram Captions For Pics With Friends
124: We are friends, not fiends.
125: It is an honor to be in their circle.
126: Friendship is a glimpse of paradise.
127: We have each other; that’s enough for us.
128: You know me at my lowest. You deserve me at my highest.
129: Our friendship is here to stay.
130: Love knows no wrong.
131: Much more than a blood tie is the strength of our friendship.
132: Time made us inseparable.
133: Some of the best persons in my world are my friends.
134: You may not understand our history for we’ve come a long way.
135: Light for and through each other.
136: We belong to one another. We are friends.
137: Sworn to each other never to part ways. We will always find our way back to us.
138: Love makes the difference.
139: Friends and fun go hand in hand.
140: I am blessed to have special friends like you.
141: They won’t let me down.
142: My people, my friendship.
143: They are just a call away from me.
144: Always in my heart.
145: We made solid memories.
